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  • The Mummy

    ★★★★★

  • The Spy Who Loved Me

    ★★½

  • The World Is Not Enough

    ★★½

  • For Your Eyes Only

    ★★★

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  • The Mummy

    The Mummy

    ★★★★★

    There's a part in this where one character warns another about The Mummy's curse and the other guy says "nobody cares!" which is just, like, a really funny response to write considering the same person wrote the first line.

  • The Spy Who Loved Me

    The Spy Who Loved Me

    Thought I would like this one b/c of the cool sea base set but nah, it fucking stinks. Literally just From Russia with Love set in cartoon Egypt. Roger Moore literally stands around ineffectually while other people do shit and tries to seem like he knows what's up which I guess is a more realistic portrayal of a member of the Intelligence Community but is no fun to watch. Like literally as a joke they keep cutting away before he…

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  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★

    So fucking sick. Before I left the apartment I told my roommate "there's literally no way it can be good" but I was totally sold after 5 minutes. They assembled the most distracting cast for a movie like this but it fucking rocked. Like community theater levels of dialogue. I feel like every movie I've seen since theaters have opened up have had no message or moral and are just like explorations in bitter pettiness and dark revenge and I…

  • The World Is Not Enough

    The World Is Not Enough

    got dumped in the middle of watching this lol it sucks