Kai has written 5 reviews for films rated ★★★★ during 2022.

  • Doctor Who: The Robots of Death

    Doctor Who: The Robots of Death

    ★★★★

    You know, Leela, I'm beginning to suspect that there's an Imposter Among Us...

    As funny as Modern Who's explanation for making something bigger on the inside is, this story's explanation is much more interesting in my opinion.

    Also probably the best way the Doctor has beaten a villain.

  • Doctor Who: The Deadly Assassin

    Doctor Who: The Deadly Assassin

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "Look, the Master."

    Please sir, that man just attempted to destroy countless planets, you could act somewhat concerned that he's free to roam the universe as he pleases.

    That clown was definitely the best part of the Matrix (and the story as a whole) and I'm real sad that the Timeless Child didn't feature him while Jodie was trapped there.

    I don't mind the Matrix being all sorts of different environments or being a white void but it's definitely at its best as a mirror with sand over it.

  • Doctor Who: The Ark in Space

    Doctor Who: The Ark in Space

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Sarah: "Doctor! I'm Stuck!"



    Doctor: "I've come to make an announcement, Sarah Jane Smith's a bitch-ass motherfucker. She pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. She took her human fuckin' quilly dick out and she pissed on my FUCKING wife, and she said her dick was t h i s b i g and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: Sarah Jane Smith, you got a small dick. It's the size…

  • Doctor Who: Robot

    Doctor Who: Robot

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "For once in my life I don't need to wait for the Doctor to solve things!"
    *Makes things Worse*

    Also the fact that if the Brigadier wasn't such a fashion critic the Doctor would've worn a Viking outfit this season.

  • Doctor Who: Deep Breath

    Doctor Who: Deep Breath

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Half-faced man called the dinosaur beautiful and I guarantee that's why he killed the man who insulted it.