• Teen Titans Go! To the Movies

    Teen Titans Go! To the Movies

    Teen Titans Go managed to ruin every character in the DC Universe.
    Some of the characters are somewhat bearable in the show but in this movie everyone is horrible.

  • Cars 2

    Cars 2

    Finn McMissile is the sexiest Automobile put on the big screen.

  • My Little Pony: Equestria Girls - Legend of Everfree

    My Little Pony: Equestria Girls - Legend of Everfree

    This film begins with a dream sequence in which Spike is back to speaking in barks and is quickly killed off by Midnight Sparkle. It was beautiful.

    This dream ended soon after and the first character to speak in the real world was Spike. This is worst I've ever been betrayed since Spike began speaking in the Friendship Games.

  • My Little Pony: Equestria Girls: Friendship Games

    My Little Pony: Equestria Girls: Friendship Games

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Me and my friends got half way through this film and then realised that Spike hadn't talked the entire time.

    Upon mentioning this, he immediately began speaking.

    Other than this horrible betrayal, I really enjoyed the film.

  • Falling Down

    Falling Down

    This actually happened to me a few weeks ago.

  • Ralph Breaks the Internet

    Ralph Breaks the Internet

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    In this film, Sonic the Hedgehog is shown to read a book.
    This is a subtle reference to 'Sonic and the secret Rings' and ' Sonic and the Black Knight' (also known as the Sonic Storybook Series) in which Sonic is transported into books.

  • Wreck-It Ralph

    Wreck-It Ralph

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Felix straight up invited Sonic to his game's Anniversary and his Wedding.
    Not including the Nicelanders, Sonic is the only character invited to both. (However there is an unnamed Cookie Creature who may have been to both as well)

  • Unfriended: Dark Web

    Unfriended: Dark Web

    The Unfriended franchise is probably less enjoyable than having nails hammered into your eyes.

    The characters make stupid decisions but unlike the characters from the first unfriended they are a actually the slightest bit likeable. Other than that the film is pretty much as bad as the first one.

  • John Wick

    John Wick

    I've come to make an announcement, Barnicol's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He stole my fucking joke. That's right. He took his stupid letterboxd review out and he wrote "John Thicc", and he said it was his joke and I said that's my joke. So I'm making a callout post on my Letterboxd dot com forward slash film forward slash john dash wick forward slash: Barnicol, you're too tall. You're the size of the Empire State Building except WAY taller. And guess…

  • Ratatouille

    Ratatouille

    Me and my friends watched this together and I suggested that Linguini is Mecha. Let's just say that I didn't hear any of the dialogue in the movie.

  • Freddy vs. Jason

    Freddy vs. Jason

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The Majority of the human stuff is pretty boring.

    Both Freddy VS Jason fights are pretty funny.

    The Actual Film it’s self just feels like an Elm Street film but with a few Jason Kills thrown in until it gets to the Freddy VS Jason parts.

    Jason's sudden weakness of water didn't make any sense and seemed to be given up by the end of the film.

    Kia's death is my favourite death in either franchise for sheer stupidity alone.

  • AVP: Alien vs. Predator

    AVP: Alien vs. Predator

    As a film: It's ok.

    In the Context of the Alien and Predator Universe: While I'm ok with killing Xenomorphs as a right-of-passage for the predators, I don't like that the Xenomorphs and Predators have been on Earth for ages.
    I also don't like how little an effect the acid blood has in this film.