Kai has written 9 reviews for films rated ★★★★ during 2022.

  • Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A Couple of Silly Scenes (Mainly about Leia evading Villains) but overall it's pretty enjoyable.


    And now... Random thoughts about the show:

    People in this universe really think Bail Organa fought in the Clone Wars, huh?

    Kenobi didn't even ask those guys if they wanted deathsticks before drugging them... smh!

    I Like seeing Stormtroopers just being people.

    Vader easily could gone after Kenobi at the end of Episode 3.

    That poor stormtrooper who had to watch an Inquisitor fail to…

  • Doctor Who: Carnival of Monsters

    Doctor Who: Carnival of Monsters

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Max is gonna love analysing that plesiosaurus when I inevitably show him this story.

    Vorg and Shrina have such style. Love them.

    We get to see the Doctor Fist Fight someone which immediately makes this a top tier dw story.

    The Doctor, mere moments before being eaten by a giant beast: 🤨

    The Cliffhangers of episodes 1 & 3 are just lovely...









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  • Doctor Who: The Mind of Evil

    Doctor Who: The Mind of Evil

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "IF I were a scientist!? Let me tell you, sir, that I am a scientist! And I have been for several thousand..."
    - The Doctor (3)
    After watching Time and the Rani where the Doctor claims to be 953 and Voyage of the the damned where he claims to be 903, I've come to the conclusion that the Doctor just says stuff.


    Having the Doctor and the Master indulge in some BDSM is the sort of thing I came here…

  • Doctor Who: The Talons of Weng-Chiang

    Doctor Who: The Talons of Weng-Chiang

    ★★★★

    If a rat made those sounds at me, regardless of its size, I would die instantaneously.

    This episode feels slightly racially insensitive but aside from that it is a very fun episode.

  • Doctor Who: The Robots of Death

    Doctor Who: The Robots of Death

    ★★★★

    You know, Leela, I'm beginning to suspect that there's an Imposter Among Us...

    As funny as Modern Who's explanation for making something bigger on the inside is, this story's explanation is much more interesting in my opinion.

    Also probably the best way the Doctor has beaten a villain.

  • Doctor Who: The Deadly Assassin

    Doctor Who: The Deadly Assassin

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "Look, the Master."

    Please sir, that man just attempted to destroy countless planets, you could act somewhat concerned that he's free to roam the universe as he pleases.

    That clown was definitely the best part of the Matrix (and the story as a whole) and I'm real sad that the Timeless Child didn't feature him while Jodie was trapped there.

    I don't mind the Matrix being all sorts of different environments or being a white void but it's definitely at its best as a mirror with sand over it.

  • Doctor Who: The Ark in Space

    Doctor Who: The Ark in Space

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Sarah: "Doctor! I'm Stuck!"



    Doctor: "I've come to make an announcement, Sarah Jane Smith's a bitch-ass motherfucker. She pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. She took her human fuckin' quilly dick out and she pissed on my FUCKING wife, and she said her dick was t h i s b i g and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: Sarah Jane Smith, you got a small dick. It's the size…

  • Doctor Who: Robot

    Doctor Who: Robot

    ★★★★

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    "For once in my life I don't need to wait for the Doctor to solve things!"
    *Makes things Worse*

    Also the fact that if the Brigadier wasn't such a fashion critic the Doctor would've worn a Viking outfit this season.

  • Doctor Who: Deep Breath

    Doctor Who: Deep Breath

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Half-faced man called the dinosaur beautiful and I guarantee that's why he killed the man who insulted it.