Movies That I Wouldn't Watch If You Offered Me Literally All Of The Money In The World

I'd rather have my eyeballs gouged out with a rusty spoon dipped in the saliva of a dehydrated dragon than watch any of these so-called "movies"...

  • 2016: Obama's America
  • 9/11
  • After Last Season
  • Airplane Mode
  • America: Imagine the World Without Her
  • AmeriGeddon
  • Animal Kingdom: Let's Go Ape
  • The Animal
  • Assault on Wall Street
  • Atlas Shrugged: Part I
  • Atlas Shrugged: Part II
  • Atlas Shrugged: Part III
  • Attack on Darfur
  • Auschwitz
  • Battlefield Earth
  • The Benchwarmers
  • Big Stan
  • Bigfoot vs. D.B. Cooper
  • The Birth of a Nation
  • The Black Rider: Revelation Road
  • Blackwoods
  • Blended
  • BloodRayne
  • BloodRayne 2: Deliverance
  • BloodRayne: The Third Reich
  • Blubberella
  • Blues Brothers 2000
  • Boo! A Madea Halloween
  • Brother White
  • Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star
  • Catwoman
  • The Chosen One
  • Christian Mingle
  • Christmas with a Capital C
  • The Cobbler
  • Cool Cat Finds a Gun
  • Cool Cat in the Hollywood Christmas Parade
  • Cool Cat Kids Superhero
  • Cool Cat Saves the Kids
  • Cool Cat Stops Bullying
  • Cuties
  • Dancer and the Dame
  • Date Movie
  • Death of a Nation
  • Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
  • Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
  • Diary of a Mad Black Woman
  • The Dilemma
  • The Do-Over
  • Dragonball Evolution
  • Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
  • Easy Rider: The Ride Back
  • Eight Crazy Nights
  • Eldorado
  • The Emoji Movie
  • The Encounter 2: Paradise Lost
  • Entourage
  • Epic Movie
  • F*&% the Prom
  • Faith Like Potatoes
  • Faith of Our Fathers
  • Far Cry
  • The Final Storm
  • Fireproof
  • Foodfight!
  • The Fool
  • Forgive Me For Raping You
  • Gigli
  • Glitter
  • God's Not Dead
  • God's Not Dead 2
  • A Good Day to Die Hard
  • Grown Ups
  • Grown Ups 2
  • A Haunted House 2
  • A Haunted House
  • The Haunting of Sharon Tate
  • Here Comes the Boom
  • Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party
  • Holyman Undercover
  • Horrid Henry: The Movie
  • The Hot Chick
  • The Hottie & The Nottie
  • House of the Dead
  • I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
  • I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
  • I'm in Love with a Church Girl
  • I'm Not Ashamed
  • In the Blink of an Eye
  • In the Name of the King 2: Two Worlds
  • In the Name of the King III
  • In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
  • Internet Famous
  • Jack and Jill
  • Jerusalem Countdown
  • Jingle All the Way 2
  • Just Go with It
  • Kirk Cameron: Connect
  • The Last Face
  • Last Ounce of Courage