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The New World 2005
Terrence Malick is a director I have always wanted to give a genuine retry with. Of all his movies I have seen, I've always loved The Thin Red Line. I remember liking Badlands, but don't remember too much of it. But as a dumb, emerging film fan back in high school, I felt dumb watching The Tree of Life (I was 15, cut me some slack). But... A big film goal of mine this year was to give Malick another…
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M3GAN 2022
M3GAN out there being a chaotic queen we not only need, but deserve.
If you view M3GAN as a straight-up horror movie, you ain't gonna like this movie. The reason why M3GAN works as well as it does is because this movie gleefully knows what it is. This movie knows it's a ridiculous killer doll movie, and that's what makes it fun. Everyone plays it straight just enough to where them playing it straight adds to the charm of this…
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365 Days 2020
Y'all owe apologies to Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan.
This is one of the grossest, unpleasent, misogynistic, Erotic movies I have ever seen.
Like who the fuck thought this was good.
I am not a hard guy to be offended by, this shit is fucking offensive.
This is the type of shit that enables abusers and rapists.
Bullshit like this is why #MeToo and #TimesUp is a thing.
This movie is really gonna try to justify Stockholm Syndrome and think…
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Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings 2021
Can't wait for people to say this movie isn't white enough for them 🤷♂️
All these pretentious ass film snobs wanna complain about Marvel destroying cinema and it's like... shut the fuck up. Your ass ain't special.
The first time we get an almost All-Asian cast in an Asian-Led superhero movie on the caliber of an MCU budget, and people wanna knock this movie as Mulan 2.0... fuck off. The live-action Mulan was a weak ass disappointment told by white…
