TJ

Slashers, exploitation, splatter, French extreme, black comedy, heist, neo-noir, slimehouse

Favorite films

  • Drive
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Midsommar
  • It Follows

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  • Eric Andre: Legalize Everything

    ★★★

  • Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight 2

    ★★

  • El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    ★★★

  • Richard Jewell

    ½

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  • Eric Andre: Legalize Everything

    Eric Andre: Legalize Everything

    ★★★

    The FaceTime part seemed fake as fuck, not sure how that was people’s favorite part in a lot of these reviews I’m seeing. It’s like that typical old lady overacting to come off wacky and wild but really you’re just forcing it. My favorite part was when he missed the entire Tupac hologram because he took Xanax and was devastated to find out he had missed it.

  • Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight 2

    Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight 2

    ★★

    This was an extremely confusing and bizarre movie.

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  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This movie was aggressively boring, it felt like it was actually attacking me with boredom. The color palette of the movie was this horrible grey tone that just ramped the boredom up infinitely. Nothing was pleasing to look at in this movie. Then the ending... The big CGI spurt of blood from her neck... Jesus Christ that was baffling. I waited 2 hours so I could watch an explosion of horrible looking CGI blood? YOU ALREADY COVERED THE SET IN…

  • The Haunting of Sharon Tate

    The Haunting of Sharon Tate

    ½

    Offensively bad. Hilary Duff's accent was beyond infuriating. I only stuck around to watch everyone be murdered because the characters and their dialogue were so frustrating. The CGI blood splatters made everything even worse so I wasn't even allowed to enjoy watching them die. Very upset with myself for watching this.