#1 Stan of Morbius

Currently Playing: 
Sonic Frontiers
Paper Mario: Sticker Star

Favorite films

  • La La Land
  • Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • The Umbrellas of Cherbourg

Recent activity

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

  • Uncut Gems


  • Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

Recent reviews

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    Honestly this is basically the first film by Illumination where the character designs don’t look like ass, it’s probably going to be one of the movies of all time though.

    I’ll also give my thoughts on all of the Mario games I’ve finished by the end of the year.

  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

    These animated Wimpy Kid films might actually be some of the most empty and boring films Disney has ever made.

    They’re probably more merciful then The Long Haul though.

Popular reviews

  • She-Hulk: Attorney at Law

    She-Hulk: Attorney at Law

    Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do! And so do I.

    Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it?

    For a substantial fee, and I do mean substantial, you and your loved ones can vanish. Untraceable.

    I want it in a money order and make it out to Ice Station Zebra Associates. That's my loan out. It's totally legit … it's done just for tax purposes. After that we can discuss Visa or Mastercard,…

  • Morbius


    They better make Venom v. Morbius: Dawn of Fortnite after this or I’ll get pissed.