Kong: Skull Island

Kong: Skull Island ★★★½

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

some thoughts i had, in no order:

1. ok those visuals
2. oh A SHOT (this was particularly a side wide shot showing kong vs man but there were lots of beautiful shots, it really is a gorgeous movie)
3. amazing sound mixing
4. HE DID THAT 
5. OKAY GO OFF BRIE...
6. i want tom hiddleston to fist me
7. LEAVE KONG ALONG YOU MONSTERS??
8. *everytime kong did something* you're doing amazing sweetie! 
9. everyone: *has guns*
me: okay..
brie: *has a camera and lighter*
me: GO OFF FEMINIST ICON, THATS MY GIRL! 
10. kong is THICK ASF 
11. wheres the character build up...
12. okay that joke isnt funny.. why is everyone laughing
13. oh another joke thats.. not funny. 
14. KONG REALLY AINT PLAYING IS HE... LOVE THAT BITCH! 
15. awwww
16. brie smiled like 6 times and i cried, love her
17. OMG BRIE AND KONG?? BELLE AND THE BEAST ARE SHAKING....
18. kong would beat the fuck out of godzilla! 
19. when will this skull crawler bitch DIE..
20. well that was fun