Favorite films

  • Southland Tales
  • Anatomy of Hell
  • Berserk
  • Blonde

Recent activity

  • Swarm


  • Scream


  • Wolf Creek


  • The Outwaters


Recent reviews

  • Wolf Creek

    Wolf Creek


    2 stars for Nathan Phillips wearing wrap-around sunglasses and loose cargo shorts without underwear

  • Vanilla Sky

    Vanilla Sky


    Cameron Diaz scream crying “I swallowed your cum!” before car suiciding off a bridge is the moment

Popular reviews

  • The Doom Generation

    The Doom Generation


    He probably threw up while typing "a heterosexual film by gregg araki" into the script.

  • The Shape of Water

    The Shape of Water


    I can’t believe a man having sex with a peach was not the craziest sex act I saw in 2017