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  • Army of the Dead

    Army of the Dead

    ★★★

    No, this is not a good movie. For a big budget movie it really looks like shit and is frankly quite daft with all its cliches and moronic characters. It really feela like a Bruno Mattei movie. 

    And that’s why I enjoyed it so much, in spite of its bloated runtime. It’s just simple, stupid fun. 

    Now I want Zack Snyder to remake Hell of the living dead. Then I will forgive him for Watchmen and Sucker punch.

  • Burial Ground

    Burial Ground

    ★★★★★

    Still the most entertaining movie ever made. My two Burial ground tattoos says so. I have Peter Bark tattoed on my right hand which means that everytime I masturbate, Michael helps me. Nuff said.

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  • Burial Ground

    Burial Ground

    ★★★★★

    Il notti del terrore aka Burial ground is my all time favorite go to movie when everything else fail, I watch it at least once a year, it has that level of comfort. I'm not even going to bother to write a review this time, just tell you a little story.

    Everyone who has seen the movie knows the effigy that is Peter Bark, the adult male with the horrendous haircut that plays the incestous Michael. You'll never forget him…

  • Nightmare City

    Nightmare City

    ★★★★★

    One of my dearest friends got married today and I couldn't attend because I am at home with a nasty fever. Which sucks. :(

    So I decided to do the next best thing, nod off on the couch to his favorite movie of all time. My little tribute. 

    Here's to you Fred and Gregory. Five stars.