Technically a person who exists. Not promising more than that.
Alright, let's get this out of the way now: Let It Be is one of the Beatles' very best albums and if you disagree you're both in the majority and wrong.
Another thing I want to get off my chest right off the bat: there is nothing wrong with 16mm film, film grain is beautiful, the denoising filter that Peter Jackson and crew have put over everything makes everyone look like uncanny valley Polar Express versions of themselves and it's…
A mysteriously wealthy documentary filmmaker has something of an emotional breakdown, realizes he's working too hard and neglecting his family, and so he quits, immediately takes up an intense and obsessive daily diving regimen, begins an emotional affair with an octopus, and has someone else film a documentary about him. I'm sure that's really helping you connect with your kid, dude.
Has a lot of really beautiful and fascinating octopus footage but also a lot of really overbearingly portentous voiceover…
Hooptober 6.0 - Film 11
Bonus film #1
"Anyway, the dinner party Saturday will take our minds off all this horrible killing!"
The movie starts with a woman who's about to read a book titled Ancient Weird Religious Rites being stabbed to death in her bathtub, after which she has her leg sawn off. We then cut to a photograph of the Sphynx, nose likewise removed, and the title: BLOOD FEAST. Blood then spatters on Blood Feast.
This is most…