Dune

Dune ★★★

things I kept losing my shit at:

- every time sting shows up on screen
- the goddamm fat levitating acne-ridden floating man
- THE EVER-PRESENT NORMAL LOOKING PUG WHICH IS CARRIED AROUND EVERYWHERE IN THIS SCI FI DYSTOPIAN EPIC.  PATRICK STEWART WENT INTO BATTLE WITH A PUG IN HIS HANDS. 
- the constant mispronunciations of “chaska” from the fremen voice blasts thingies 
- the very obvious green screen and if you look close enough the very obvious body doubles in those green screen shots 
- the squirting alien mouth vaginas
- two kids being apart of the 100 finest fremen warriors
- people SCALING up the worm monster
- paul’s creepy fucking premature sister
- BIG ED AND PETE MARTELL
- literally EVERYBODY having voice over narration
- the completely out of place moving stills end credits
- the words “music by toto and brian eno”
- AND HOW CAN THIS BE....FOR HE IS THE KWISATZ HADERACH

i’m sure i’m missing out on something plz let me know.  absolute bonkers film.  can’t believe i’ve been spoiled of dune (2020) because whenever that comes out all i’m gonna be thinking of is very specific moments of dune (1984).  sorry geeks

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