Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Freelance 2023

  ★★ Watched 29 Nov 2023

  do yourself a favor and look at the poster for this movie. they did something to John Cena where he’s photoshopped or something he has the most blasé face while everything around him is blowing up. this movie cost $40M and that’s the best poster they could come up with. bananas.

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  Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One 2023

  ★★★½ Rewatched 28 Nov 2023

  it pains me to say it but this doesn’t really hold up on a rewatch. it’s incredibly solid as just like a general action/adventure/thriller. i think the issue is M:I 5 and 6 are so perfect that 7 really didn’t stand a chance. i’ll watch it again i’m sure and my opinion might even change on it but overall i’m still just expecting too much from it.

Popular reviews

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  There Is No "I" in Threesome 2021

  ½ Watched 11 Feb 2021

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  why did they let this man make this movie? the whole movie my girlfriend Heaven and I were both saying how much of an asshole he was, and then the revelation at the end of the movie is “i guess i realized i was an asshole.” like, congrats buddy. you didn’t need to make a movie about it. it’s a weird thing to make an entire movie where you paint yourself as the victim and then have a footnote where…

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  Superintelligence 2020

  ½ Watched 28 Nov 2020

  Melissa McCarthy doing carpool karaoke with AI James Corden in a Tesla might be the worst thing i’ve ever seen committed to film.