As a child I was abandoned and raised by a carnival. They abandoned me as well and then I was raised by movies.

Favorite films

  • Children of Men
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • Saving Private Ryan
  • Band of Brothers

Recent activity

  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage


  • Ghostbusters


  • Most Dangerous Game


  • Logan


Recent reviews

  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    Venom: Let There Be Carnage


    Right amount of madcap energy to prevent from being horrible or boring like the first one. Hardy clearly loves this, Serkis seemed to be having fun too.
    Fuck, movies that are fun. What a good breed.

  • Ghostbusters



    I'd like to apologise to Channel 10 for gimmick infringement. Putting Ghostbusters on my TV at a random time is not my area of expertise, it's yours, and I'm sorry.

    Egon is by far the best one, Murray be damned.

Popular reviews

  • King Kong

    King Kong


    Studio: Alrighty Petey Baby, you're fresh off of LOTR and you can do whatever you like. What's it gonna be?

    Big PJ: Gonna remake King Kong! It's gonna be a big love letter to classic cinema and monster movies!

    Studio: Fuck yeah!

    Big PJ: And we're gonna load it with the world's biggest stars circa 2004ish. Jack Black at the height of his post School of Rock popularity when he's still trying to be a real actor, Adrian Brody fresh…

  • The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists!

    The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists!


    Please put pirates in all movies.