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  Expend4bles 2023

  ★★★ Watched 22 Sep 2023

  It's good to see you but you could use a shower.

  I'm sure this is a movie people will be hard on, but it's a fine diversion if you like action movies. I will say as far as trotting out old action heroes this has by far the fewest of the series, which is kind of disappointing. Stallone does take a backseat here too and basically hands it off to Statham, which I'm not opposed too since I like Statham…

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  The Expendables 3 2014

  ★★★ Rewatched 21 Sep 2023

  I missed you too, you demented bastard.

  This is definitely the weakest of the Expendables trilogy as it has a few issues namely the inexplicable PG-13 rating. The movie is virtually bloodless, and I don't know, have they ever seen these dude's movies before? I also don't like some of the CGI explosions and the film is way too long at well over 2 hours. Like this should be 100 minutes at most.

  It does notably add Mel Gibson, Wesley…

Popular reviews

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  Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Dec 2021 2

  They have crime in Boston right?

  Okay so this is amazing...pun intended. Like Endgame it's really quite a miracle this all comes together so well. It's a lot of balls to juggle, but everything that came before really just adds to this film and it retroactively makes all those movies better too (and I already liked them).

  This has all the spectacular action you would expect and a lot of very funny bits, but I was somewhat surprised by how…

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  John Wick: Chapter 4 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2023 4

  Have fun out there.

  Is this the greatest action franchise ever? I struggle to think of a better one as each movie has somehow surpassed the one before. Sure enough this movie is fucking amazing. Don't let the runtime fool you as this flies by in no time with tremendous visuals and some of the best staged fights and action you will see. The plot has John out to destroy the High Table and earn his freedom and it adds…