Jordan Wysong

Jordan Wysong Patron

do i like everything i watch, or just watch everything i like?

Favorite films

  • The Matrix
  • Tenet
  • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
  • Tampopo

Recent activity

  • Star Trek V: The Final Frontier


  • The Abyss


  • The Nice Guys


  • The World's End


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Recent reviews

  • The Abyss

    The Abyss


    one of the best star trek movies i’ve seen yet

  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One


    shin godzilla is perhaps the bolder film, presenting us with a new take on Godzilla to reinvigorate the franchise, and while i appreciate a lot about Shin Godzilla, it’s Godzilla Minus Zero that feels, while perhaps familiar, like the perfect Godzilla movie. this just feels like a new Godzilla movie that is the perfect execution of what a Godzilla movie can and is known to be. and you know, there isn’t anything wrong with that. 

    this might be one of my favorites, behind the original.

Popular reviews

  • The Love Witch

    The Love Witch

    when i started this i thought i could be like "well it looks really pretty but is very boring, three stars" but then it kept going and got worse

    hard to take any meaning or substance from this, there were a few parts i genuinely liked (loved, even) but it really left a bad taste in my mouth with its absolute refusal to give anyone a character arc or even tell a story (weird things happening here in there do…

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    ok so... i like this movie now? i can't tell right now if that's solely a circumstantial thing. i saw this with my dad in an almost empty theater (no incessant screaming/cheering) and with no hype or expectations (except I was hyped to see the end titles again, easily the best part of the movie, only heightened by that de la soul song) and maybe these things kept me from enjoying it as much the first time. maybe i was…