• I Care a Lot

    I Care a Lot


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    if rosamund pike tazed me i would be happy, i'm sorry to peter dinklage, but i'm different

  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie


    5:55 fighting
    43:04 kissing
    1:07:09 marriage story screaming
    1:22:03 making out
    1:33:23 silently fighting
    me: *chandler bing voice* shut up! shut up! sHuT uP!

  • Soul



    i'm a soft ass bitch deep deep deeeeeep inside ok??

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984


    had this playing in a 1:1 window in the background while multitasking, talking on discord and working on photoshop, pedro pascal with that kid looked like din djarin and grogu. my mind do be manifesting

  • Mank



    fincher being one of my favourite filmmakers and having watched some of orson welles' movies (citizen kane among them) i was way too emotionally detached from this masterfully executed but emotionally blank masterpiece. charles dance, you fucking legend

  • High School Musical 2

    High School Musical 2


    ryan evans is the irrefutable star of this movie and no i will not take criticism while stating fax

  • High School Musical

    High School Musical


    imagine not rating this cultural phenomenon with 5 stars, couldn't be me

  • John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid

    John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid


    john mulaney: eat ass, suck a dick and sell drugs
    me: *chef's kiss* the power of poetry

  • John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

    John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City


    i declare john mulaney the only funny human person in existence, anyone who agrees say aye

  • The Way He Looks

    The Way He Looks


    *no words just cries in the corner because this was too cute*

  • John Mulaney: New in Town

    John Mulaney: New in Town


    FIRST OFF i want to sincerely apologise for being an uncultured swine and never having watched this, what the fuck is wrong with me. my experience watching this was me with some folks from the gc doing a netflix party, me pretending to be american from nyc (and just screeching OH MY HOMETOWN HERE like a bozo when he mentioned home alone 2: lost in new york) with my vpn, the others being actual americans bless them and the two…

  • Enola Holmes

    Enola Holmes


    if you say you first started watching this just for the plot you're a liar and i don't want to associate with liars