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  • The Third Man
  • Miller's Crossing
  • In the Mood for Love
  • Withnail & I

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  • Rock of Ages

    ½

  • Theorem

    ★★★★★

  • Hysteria

    ½

  • Nine Queens

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  • Rock of Ages

    Rock of Ages

    Tom Cruise could probably use some a cutting edge spinal cord transplant after carrying this entire 2.5 hour movie on his back.

    Watch if you desperately need a gratitude moment (you'll have one when its over.)

  • Theorem

    Theorem

    ★★★★★

    Pasolini's chillingly accurate portrayal of events that would transpire if Terence Stamp arrived at my house.

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  • Chameleon Street

    Chameleon Street

    ★★★★★

    I vaguely recall getting in a fight with a significant other after our first viewing, but there's nothing indefinite about my resounding endorsement of the film. Putney Swope seems like a reasonable comparison to make, but ultimately Chameleon Street is its own film.

    Narrative dialogue you won't believe and just enough meaty subtext to save it from the jaws of farce.

    When you're done, spend some time researching Wendell Harris Jr.'s struggle in the Hollywood movie machine.

  • The People Under the Stairs

    The People Under the Stairs

    ★★★★½

    I slept on this movie for too long. Learn from my mistakes.