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a connoisseur of everything 
below the average rating

Favorite films

  • Suzhou River
  • A Short Film About Killing
  • Chungking Express
  • The Act of Killing

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  • The Addiction

    ★★★½

  • The Blair Witch Project

  • Zombieland

    ★½

  • X

    ★½

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  • The Addiction

    The Addiction

    ★★★½

    watching this as a collage dropout was truly cathartic

  • Zombieland

    Zombieland

    ★½

    Cool girl. Men always use that, don’t they? As their defining compliment. She’s a Cool girl. Cool girl is hot. Cool girl is game. Cool girl is fun. Cool girl never gets angry at her man. She only smiles in a chagrin loving manner and then presents her mouth for fucking.

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  • Love, Death & Robots: Pop Squad

    Love, Death & Robots: Pop Squad

    ★½

    people fail to realise that what’s actually selfish is having kids knowing fully well they will most likely get killed

  • West Side Story

    West Side Story

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    hate crime? attempted rape? sexism? brownface? ‘racists and people of colour can be friends too🥺’? you don’t have to choose, this one has it all!


    you just know there were only sleazy old white men involved in the production