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  • Heavenly Bodies
  • Killer Klowns from Outer Space
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  • The Blood on Satan's Claw

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  • Tokyo Fist

    ★★★½

  • Tetsuo II: Body Hammer

    ★★★

  • Tetsuo: The Iron Man

    ★★★

  • The Adventure of Denchu-Kozo

    ★★★

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  • Tetsuo: The Iron Man

    Tetsuo: The Iron Man

    ★★★

    Solid Metal Nightmares: The Films of Tsukamoto

    Difficult to follow, but now I want to hump a radiator, which was probably Tsukamoto’s intention.

  • The Adventure of Denchu-Kozo

    The Adventure of Denchu-Kozo

    ★★★

    Solid Metal Nightmares: The Films of Tsukamoto

    Time travel! Electric Pylon Boys! Cyberpunk vampires! Generational light!

    Never a dull moment with the Japanese. They’re idea of doing laundry is putting your dirty clothes in a pile and allowing a group of perverted old men to vomit on your belongings as a cute woman with dark bangs giggles and rams a samurai sword dildo up your ass. I’m not judging. It’s more of a compliment.

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  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★★★★

    Ah yes, that time of year when Pumpkin Spice is life. When hoodie weather is around the corner. When horror fans overdose on new and old genre classics. Weeks away from seasons changing and leaves falling. It can really only mean one thing...it’s my annual “hey, Halloween is being rerererererereleased so take my money and here this is my left kidney I don’t mind” tradition.

    This time, it’s Halloween in 4K UHD. Scour the internet if you want reviews. Personally, if Lionsgate put a strip of duct tape with “Halloween” in marker on an America Online disc, I’d probably make the purchase.

  • The Loved Ones

    The Loved Ones

    ★★★★

    I said no to a girl once. She stole my Kid Rock cd. In retrospect, I should have thanked her.