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  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong

    ★★★★½

    Pure. Monsters. Perfection.

    Milestone.

  • Peninsula

    Peninsula

    ★★★★½

    Fuck IMDB!

    Fuck Rotten Tomatoes!

    Fuck Indie Wire!

    This is a fantastic, sensational, fist-pumping, neurogasmic, testosterone induced, one-of-a-kind, thrill-a-minute rollercoaster extravaganza!

    A must own!

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  • Ben-Hur

    Ben-Hur

    ★★★★★

    Grand. Glorious. Gargantuan. Expansive. Stunning. Astounding. Astonishing. Magnificent. Sweeping. Wondrous. Spectacular. Spellbinding. Majestic. Impressive. Essential. Enthralling. Exceptional. Rare. Matchless. Epic. Striking. Splendid. Superb. Fabulous. Gorgeous. Luxuriant. Powerful. Captivating. Fantastic. Pristine. Picturesque. Elegant. Exact. Sparkling. Dazzling. Radiant. Marvelous. Inspired. Inspiring. Lovely. Joyful. Terrific. Superior. Sophisticated. Blistering. Blissful. Brilliant. Stylistic. Immortal. Ageless. Masterful. Masterpiece. Milestone.

    A first-class - one of a kind - stroke of cinematic genius.

    An undeniable must own!


    P.S. Heavens be praised for experiences like Ben-Hur.

  • Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over

    Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over

    When I was a kid, this was the shit...!

    Now it's just plain shit!