I am close personal friends with every major Hollywood director, but this has no bearing on my reviews of their terrible movies.
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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 2023
It’s not perfect but you’d have to be kind of a weenie to be mad about this movie
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Please Don't Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain 2023
I really liked the three main guys when they’re just riffing together. Good goofy energy. I guess they’re on SNL now? Seems like a waste. Conan was really funny too.
the more broad stuff with Bowen Yang just didn’t work at all, though.
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The Beach Boys: An American Family 2000
The strangest thing about this movie is that it frames "15 Big Ones" as their happy ending.
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Annihilation 2018
The relative dismissal of this thought-provoking and diverse movie by the public seems to indicate that people are more interested in diversity in brands they recognize and don’t need to think about than actually seeing something unique. Yes, it’s weird as shit and probably not for everybody, but where are all the people who said that it’s imperative that we give money to the new Ghostbusters now that there’s a female-led science fiction movie that’s actually good? I don’t know. I'm just some fuckin' guy and you can disagree with me. Good movie.
