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  • Midsommar
  • American Movie
  • Boogie Nights
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

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  • Don't Worry Darling

    ★★½

  • Sam Morril: Same Time Tomorrow

  • Barbarian

    ★★★★½

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★★½

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  • Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling

    ★★½

    We gave Harry Styles so much shit for that “it’s a movie that feels like a movie” comment, but really he fuckin nailed it. It was… a movie.

  • Sam Morril: Same Time Tomorrow

    Sam Morril: Same Time Tomorrow

    One of the tightest specials out there. Sam you evil genius. Long live 9/11 abortion holocaust.

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  • Beanie Mania

    Beanie Mania

    After searching earnestly for the Beanie Rap online, I made the unfortunate discovery that the lyrics don’t appear written in any corner of the internet. So I spent 30 minutes pausing and rewinding and squinting at the screen to transcribe this, you’re welcome, kill me,

    “It’s a Beanie Rap (I’m all Ty’d Up)” by Jeannine Marron Twardus

    Let me tell you a story about a guy named Ty.
    Seems he created these Beanies that make me high.
    Little beans in…

  • Bob Ross: Happy Accidents, Betrayal & Greed

    Bob Ross: Happy Accidents, Betrayal & Greed

    Bob Ross was hot and fucked, get over it