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  • Beau Is Afraid
  • Sick of Myself
  • Taxidermia
  • Eating Our Way to Extinction

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  • My Neighbor Totoro

    ★★★★

  • You Hurt My Feelings

    ★★★

  • Linoleum

    ★★

  • Paint

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  • Infinity Pool

    Infinity Pool

    ★★★★

    Trippy, graphic, violent, hypnotic, unsettling, horny, bloody, unique, weird, fun, atmospheric, grotesque, psychedelic, creative, refreshing, well-acted, well-made, well-scored, and satisfying.

    Mia Goth is a damn star.
    Tim Hecker haunting score.
    Alexander Skarsgard o-face jump scare.
    Looking forward to rewatching this ASAP.

    that’s fucked up!
    best of the best 2023

  • Don't Fall in Love with Yourself

    Don't Fall in Love with Yourself

    ★★★★★

    “I just like fucking with people” - Justin Pearson

    Inspiring, well-made, entertaining, funny, sad, interesting, through, relatable, and punk. Loved this documentary from start to finish and only wish it was longer.

    Cannot overstate how pivotal everyone interviewed in this helped shape my taste in music, my idea of what music can be, and my ability to just not give a fuck.

    I will always remember seeing The Locust on my 15th birthday and how rad I thought that was and instantly becoming a diehard fan that day. 

    Nothing but respect for Justin Pearson, The Locust, and Three One G Records.

    RIP Gabe Serbian 🖤

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  • My Neighbor Totoro

    My Neighbor Totoro

    ★★★★

    Cute, wholesome, touching, gentle, charming, poetic, beautiful, simple, sweet, magical, timeless, well-animated, well-written, well-scored, and adorable.

    I would die for Totoro.

    best of the best of all time

  • You Hurt My Feelings

    You Hurt My Feelings

    ★★★

    Normcore, honest, amusing, cliche, preachy, light, simple, well-acted, and extremely-mid.

    Julia Louis-Dreyfus smoking weed is cool but needs more David Cross.

    best of the best 2023

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  • Beau Is Afraid

    Beau Is Afraid

    ★★★★★

    Insane, ambitious, punishing, nightmarish, absurd, dream-like, humorous, gross, beautiful, epic, confusing, original, drawn-out, challenging, trippy, strange, anxious, vulgar, frustrating, impressive, well-acted, well-crafted, well-directed, well-scored and groundbreaking.

    What the fuck?

    A long, wild, and visually-stunning fever dream that takes some time to fully digest, if ever. Takes bits and pieces from familiar films but I have never seen anything like this. Even at a grueling three hours, as soon as the credits rolled, I immediately wanted to rewatch because there is…

  • Barbarian

    Barbarian

    ★★★★★

    Peak modern horror.

    Scary, unpredictable, clever, disturbing, surprising, creepy, funny, dark, shocking, tense, unexpected, brutal, original, gory, and weird as fuck.

    Highly recommend watching this knowing as little as possible and just enjoying the ride. Instant cult classic for me and I can’t wait to watch it again. Looking forward to whatever else Zach Cregger works on.

    best of the best 2022