I have very little time for Criterion Channel these days, I knew these days would come so I pour one out for my homie and keep that subscription active 🥲 ... On the other hand my movie picks are now sometimes decided by people like my 12-year-old niece who knows seemingly everything there is to know about Invader Zim lore. I have never watched the show, despite it being on air when I was the right age but I guess…
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Eraserhead 1977
Assigning a star rating to this movie would be like grading a Salvador Dali piece with a star rating. It's utterly absurd and simplifies the work to the point of insult. Eraserhead has more in common with a Dali painting than another film at your multiplex, it's a piece of art, not entertainment. I would be more comfortable sitting and watching this in a gallery than a theatre with twelve-dollar popcorn combos.
People constantly wonder what this or that means,…
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Cremaster 3 2002
One of the most fucked up movies I've ever paid thousands of dollars worth of tuition to watch.