...well, I liked it!

You: They're all shite!
Me: No, they're not. They're all ace!
You: No, no, they're definitely all shite.
Me: Yeah, okay, but does my liking them make me seem all windswept and interesting?
You: Nope. You just seem deranged.
Me: ....but deranged in a windswept and interesting way?
You: *sniffs* Yeah, sure, whatever. *walks away*

  • Cans Without Labels
  • Movie 43
  • Striking Daughter
  • Hoodwinked Too! Hood VS. Evil
  • After-School Special
  • Suicide Squad
  • Anytime Is Ice Cream Time
  • Lost Souls
  • Vincent Gallo as Flying Christ
  • Love Wedding Repeat
  • Superman III
  • Rapture-Palooza
  • Bottom of the World
  • 27th of Shaban
  • The Informers
  • How Do You Know
  • A Million Ways to Die in the West
  • Terminal
  • Gnomeo & Juliet
  • The Lie
  • Harvard Man
  • Game Over, Man!
  • Morons from Outer Space
  • The Pickaninny Dance from the “Passing Show”
  • Dinner
  • Unfriended
  • Empirical Study on the Influence of Sound on the Persistence of Vision
  • Look Away
  • Film in Which There Appear Edge Lettering, Sprocket Holes, Dirt Particles, Etc.
  • Rebirth
  • Boys
  • Paranoid
  • Bardo
  • 29 Palms
  • Colin
  • Shallow Hal
  • Girlfriend's Day
  • Film Title Poem
  • Jack & Diane
  • GUO4
  • Vacation
  • Zombie Honeymoon
  • It's All About Love
  • Quarantine
  • Superman Returns
  • I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House
  • Eiffel Tower from Trocadero Palace
  • Daddy's Home
  • The Black Dahlia
  • Alien Resurrection
  • Spinning Man
  • Dare
  • Tanner Hall
  • Salvage
  • Ciao Bella
  • Black Mirror: Rachel, Jack and Ashley Too
  • Other Worlds
  • Office Uprising
  • The Humbling
  • The Truth About Lies
  • Pete Smalls Is Dead
  • Akihabara Majokko Princess
  • Chicago Joe and the Showgirl
  • Jefferson in Paris
  • Dead Horse Nebula
  • Blackfriars Bridge
  • The Last Broadcast
  • Goats
  • A Nymph of the Waves
  • Final Score
  • Ars colonia
  • Charlotte's Web
  • Ghost in the Shell
  • All the Pretty Horses
  • One Night at McCool's
  • At First Light
  • Cowboys: That's Nothin'
  • Sleeping Beauty
  • Maria-Conception-Action: Hermann Nitsch
  • Some Girls
  • The Delinquent Season
  • Regret
  • Champs de Mars
  • Alien Code
  • The X Files: I Want to Believe
  • Magicians
  • Carriers
  • Popeye
  • Herbie Rides Again
  • +1
  • Numb
  • 5 O'Clock in the Morning
  • Wicked
  • Braven
  • One of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing
  • A Man Comes Home
  • The Man Who Cried
  • Gretel & Hansel
  • Lucy
  • Smoking