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stonedhouse

Favorite films

  • Phantom of the Paradise
  • Brazil
  • The Wailing
  • Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood

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  • Parasite

    ★★★★★

  • Last Night in Soho

    ★★★

  • The Bedroom Window

    ★★★

  • Sherlock: The Abominable Bride

    ★★★★

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  • The Bedroom Window

    The Bedroom Window

    ★★★

    ✅️ Saxophone
    ✅️ French actress speaking English
    ✅️ Evil readhead

  • Sherlock: The Abominable Bride

    Sherlock: The Abominable Bride

    ★★★★

    Needs must when the devil drives, Watson.

    Technically television but I like logging my favorite cinematic standalone episodes. From Black Mirror to The Murmuring there are plenty of eps I regard as better than many movies.

    Though I did watch every episode of Sherlock I didn't like it all that much. The modern setting and characters are the main appeal but didn't do it for me. But it was something I could watch with my parents. You might know how…

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  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★★

    I want you to be the very best version of yourself that you can be.

    Subverts your expectations while at the same time giving you everything you want. Barbie is executed with the same gripping lens as Gerwig's previous work. Characters and their thoughts and dreams and emotions are front and center. The unique universe and logic fuel endless material for both jokes and touching moments of empathy.

    From the opening song and montage of Barbie's daily life the pace…

  • After Hours

    After Hours

    ★★½

    You people are all so annoying. I swear I'm gonna delete this godforsaken app. 5 stars??? All these glowing reviews promised a panicked nighttime odyssey through the streets of New York City. This movie is just scene after scene of some schmuck in a room with an annoying person and pissing them off then leaving. This same scene happens at least 5 times. The coincidences are too convenient to be funny. And the same goes for his many mistakes and…