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  Capybara Walking 1887

  Watched by Jordan Collier 07 Jun 2022

  This mf drippy 🥶

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched by Jordan Collier 21 Apr 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Chekhov’s buttplug

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  Next Floor 2008

  ★★★★ Watched by Jordan Collier 22 Feb 2015 1

  Denis Villeneuve really needs to make a film about each of the 7 Deadly Sins because he has already NAILED Gluttony with NEXT FLOOR, Lust with ENEMY and Wrath with PRISONERS.

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  The Wave 2008

  Watched by Jordan Collier 10 Sep 2015

  Featuring your favorite late 90s-mid 2000s tropes like:
  -An unconventional teacher who's cool enough to wear band t-shirts but is just as booksmart as the rest.
  -11ish year old punks who shred on their skateboards and smoke cigarettes.
  -MYSPACE
  -LAN parties
  -the nerdy kid who doubles as an obnoxious class clown.
  -backstreet boys style bleached hair.
  -high school party outside some industrial building complete with oil drum on fire.
  -grafitti, bro
  -"hip"
  - the super enlightened girl with dreadlocks.