Phil Sternwise

They call it the Dark Side. I guess. Whatever.

Favorite films

  • Zardoz

Recent activity

  • Predator


  • Raven Hawk

  • Confess, Fletch

  • Beverly Hills Cop 4

Recent reviews

  • Predator


    Funny how this film has more "representation" more "diversity" than the new piece of garbage whose only existence is the pretense that it does. Funny how PREDATOR 2, AVP, as well as PREDATORS ALSO have more "diversity" and "representation" than the new piece of shit. In fact, the new one is so pointless, because instead of just using the character, a black female private security expert, from AVP... in an actual sequel, (what did she do next? what did she…

  • Raven Hawk

    Raven Hawk

    At least this film doesn't exist to shame Native American men, their masculinity, or their traditional warrior spirit.

Popular reviews

  • Aquaman


    No, this isn't gay porn, though this poster looks like it is, it is another ridiculous attempt to turn D.C. comics into movies and television shows which still continues to fail hilariously.

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    I have a bad feeling about this...

    Alan Smithee presents: $tar War$: Plan 9: Rise of the Undead Corpse of the Franchise

    It's like an unfinished movie. It's like a movie that was only half made and then re-made or something… like Justice League… or Solar Crisis… or perhaps the new Fantastic Four...

    The dead speak! (Through computer animated reincarnation). The Franchise's dead corpse is hooked to a life support machine in this "film" which appears to be completely compiled…