Steph Green

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Film critic for IndieWire, the BFI, i-D, Sight & Sound, BBC Culture, Bright Wall/Dark Room, Empire, and elsewhere

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Favorite films

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Friday Night 2002

★★★★★ Watched 18 Nov 2021

thinking about the rolled up sleeves and stale nicotine, the arm hair peeping out at the wrist, the watches, socks, jackets, collars, the hungry desire, the gaze that makes you question everything, the translucent green eyes lowered onto lips, the kisses on the nape and fingertips on the steering wheel, the hot air and dark curls, the cuts, fades, steam, skin, the limbo, the oblivion.

The Mummy 1999

★★★½ Watched 31 May 2023

jonathan you don't need to third wheel I'm right here
Master Gardener 2022

★★★ Rewatched 29 May 2023

that script is still a turd 9 months on. sorry Paul I still love you

Withnail & I 1987

★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2021

extremely worrying that I am attracted to these men
The Scary of Sixty-First 2021

★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2021 2

A schlocky giallo about the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein, self-involved QAnon-types dehumanising real victims with their bullshit, and the intoxicating, empty power of shared lies. "The important thing is that we're awake." As someone who can't get enough of bastardized pastiche, I am obviously obsessed.