Candy colored nonsense and the whole cast is throwing fucking heaters.

Happy to see a class critique with some actual teeth (I'm looking at you, The Menu). Pacing issues abound but that's par for the course for most movies released in 2022 and beyond. A solid watch.

Filled with all the pathos and breathtaking imagrey that makes Del Toro Del Toro. Goddamn I can't believe I love a Pinocchio movie in 2022, but here we are.

A giant of a crowd pleaser in the best of all possible ways. Just fun, funny, sweet, and touching the entire way through. If you're not laughing at Rac-acoony I don't want to hang out with you. That's what's up. the fact that we get a two and a half hour film centered on Michelle Yeoh is an absolute blessing. Just wow.