I'm not a fan of rating films, but I like to write reviews sometimes.

Favorite films

  • Star Wars
  • Conan the Barbarian
  • Ivan's Childhood
  • Your Name.

Recent activity

  • The Hunt

  • Bloodshot

  • Tokyo Godfathers

  • The Invisible Man

Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Fireworks


    Burps "M-Morty. This is a parallel universe where everything is exactly the same, b-but the fireworks here explode flat, Morty! D-do you understand what I'm" buuuurp "saying, Morty? If you view the firework from the right angle, it looks like a f*cking DISK, Morty!"

    "W-what are you talking about, Rick?"

    "Gunpowder works differently here, Morty! This dimension's physicists have been stumped for YEARS, Morty!"

    "Aw geez Rick, why would you bring me to a place like this?"

    But then the episode ends and we never find out why.

  • Thoroughbreds


    My friend has "no horse girls" in his Tinder bio. Now I know why.