An undercover police officer keeps his natural, Italian predisposition to homosexuality at bay just long enough to solve a murder

One of the finest pieces of cinema ever created. Gerard Butlers incredibly layered, nuanced portrayal of Nicholas “Big Nick” O’Brien as a man on the brink, simultaneously being fueled and destroyed by his ubercompetitive, impulsive nature while pursuing justice for the citizens of Los Angeles and desperately trying to keep his family together despite his wife being a total bitch about a simple misunderstanding is almost enough to give this movie five stars on its own, however there were no tits and as such I must dock it a half star.

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.