Literally tho cuz my theater was infected by a group of 13 year olds who were up to some fuck shit the whole time. No joke they were like running around and playing LOUD ringtones on purpose during quiet parts it was crazy
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This movie had tons of shit that I like, I’m just not so sure how cohesively it all fits together. Maybe it’s because I was super high while watching. Lemme tell you what I enjoyed
The beginning of this movie is ur run of the mill kidnapped by a lunatic horror movie à la Misery à la Human Centipede. At the same time, it’s your run of the mill led through the freaky woods by a guide movie à la…
I got this movie on VHS, and watching it on an old CRT really enhanced the spookiness!
I spent a while trying to articulate my favorite parts of this movie, but I can’t do them justice with words alone. To put it simply, Toshio is a terrifying character not just because he’s a little blue ghost boy who meows like a cat but because of the way he personifies the abuse and neglect of a child!!! He was only 6 years old bro that is SCARY!! I’m getting spooked just thinking about it smh..