Letterboxd — Your life in film

"So there's a demon trying to get into a lady who makes dollhouses, that's the story right?" - my roommate

Immaculately-cast.

I want to kiss somebody under the Spooky Island disco ball.

"I get so mad, I wanna fight the whole world. You got any idea what that feels like?"
"I do. But I decided to fight the feeling instead, 'cause I figured the world would win."

The dichotomy of this woman's life is one of the most striking and incredible things I've seen documented.

When they say "don't stick your dick in crazy" I don't actually believe everyone should heed that advice.

If you want to live in passionate, bedazzling chaos in exchange for a shorter life, go ahead and stick it in, fellas!

The rise and fall of a clever man with too large an ego is not a new story by any means, but it can be something noteworthy, if told right. This is one of those cases.

While I associate myself with the rather populous crowd who would never dare claim this feature to be their favorite Guillermo del Toro film, much credit is due for its immersive nature. I never realized exactly how much about Geek Shows I never wanted to learn in this lifetime until it was too late.

Willem truly is Da Foe in this one.

You know it's an underwhelming film when even blue-haired Zoe Kravitz doesn't keep you engaged the whole way through.

Between this and iCarly, the media has me convinced that all apartments in Seattle are minimum 2,500 square feet.

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

The fact that this story was originally written by an American white man makes it considerably less enjoyable. The set design, costumes, etc. were lots of fun, but the ultimate "love" story grossed me out.

It gets an extra star because my mama and I killed two bottles of champagne and watched this as a Saturday girl's night in and that was a great time.

Willem Dafoe's protective dad energy is enveloping and endearing to no end.

As someone who has a serial history of falling in too quickly with blonde, crazy, infatuating party girls only to be put in horrific and compromising situations, watching Zola survive Stefani was like fighting my hypothetical final boss.

Woah Vicky really got herself a biopic.