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  • The Shining
  • Game of Thrones: The Story So Far
  • Dune
  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

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  • How the Grinch Stole Christmas

    ★★

  • Inglourious Basterds

    ★★★★★

  • Return of the Jedi

    ★★★★★

  • The Simpsons in Plusaversary

    ½

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  • The Shining

    The Shining

    ★★★★★

    For a long time now, The Shining has been my absolute favourite film. Today I had the fantastic opportunity to see it in the cinema in 4k. But when the film ended, I realised I had yet to write a proper review of it, despite having done so with a lot of my other all-time favourites.

    It quickly came to me that that the reason I haven’t is because everything that can be said about this masterpiece has pretty much…

  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    ★½

    A surprising amount to unpack here. There are two unrelated instances of domestic violence in this film and my prior review made before this even released basically happens in the real fucking film.

    It was better than the first...but not by much... the biggest problem is just how shit Carnage is. Woody Harrelson does an ok job, but the symbiote itself is about as one-dimensional as a villain can get, the shitty symbiote from the first one has more to…

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  • How the Grinch Stole Christmas

    How the Grinch Stole Christmas

    ★★

    A complete mess and not nearly as tidy and great as the original animation. But far from being as bad as some of the other bastardizations of Seuss' work as the main issue here is how this story does not at all adapt well into a full runtime.

  • The Simpsons in Plusaversary

    The Simpsons in Plusaversary

    ½

    I don't know what's more crazy. The fact a 200 billion dollar company known for animation couldn't even animate this properly. Or, that same company not being able to get voice actors that sound anything like characters that have been around for 80 years.

    When even the man-children that were excited to see Disney and Marvel properties sharted into The Simpsons don't receive this bullshit well, you know there's a problem.

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