Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl ★★★★½

Pirates of the Caribbean: giving bisexuals what they want since 2003 featuring the iconic couple Cunning And Best Pirate Of All Elizabeth Swan, and Soft Boy And Fashion Icon Will Turner - as well as Actually Entertaining And Deep Jack Sparrow and Drama-King Apple-Lover Captain Barbosa.