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  • Dancer in the Dark
  • Paths of Glory
  • Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
  • Come and See

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  • Pink Floyd: The Wall

    ★★★★½

  • Paint Drying

  • The Midverse

    ★★★½

  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    ★★★★

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  • Pink Floyd: The Wall

    Pink Floyd: The Wall

    ★★★★½

    I'm not really a massive music person, but I do love (some of) Pink Floyd, and The Wall is absolutely incredible. This movie is a pretty flawless depiction of that amazing album, and a lot of the changes it makes to the original music that annoyed me on my first watch (namely the lack of Hey You, the addition of some new songs, and updated renditions of a few tracks like Mother) actually felt pretty justified the second time around.…

  • Paint Drying

    Paint Drying

    Please watch my magnum opus; average OHIO bathroom. Don’t let the runtime fool you because this filmé actually took a lot of effort to produce, and the final product is nothing short of a transcendent experience.

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  • Tall Girl 2

    Tall Girl 2

    Every day we stray further from God

  • Dancer in the Dark

    Dancer in the Dark

    ★★★★★

    Dancer in the Dark is possibly the most emotionally effective film I've ever seen. Every minute is hard to watch, especially in the final third, and that was just as true on my second viewing; if anything, knowing what was going to happen next made me scared to move onto the oncoming scene, as there are some moments here that are burnt into my brain and are seriously painful to get through, no matter how many times I've seen them.…