Ambulance ★★★½

9-1-1 Operator: 9-1-1, what's your emergency?
Me: Yes, I need an ambulance. I think I'm going into shock! Michael Bay actually made a good movie!
9-1-1 Operator: This line is for emergency calls only!
Me: But this is his best movie since his big dumb and good action movies in the 90s.
9-1-1 Operator: Do not call this number if it's not an emergency!
Me: I mean, he did quote his own movies in Ambulance, but the action and suspense were top notch fun and
9-1-1 Operator hangs up mid sentence

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