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  • Evil Dead II
  • This Is Spinal Tap
  • Back to the Future
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

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  • Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★

  • South Park: The 25th Anniversary Concert

    ★★★★

  • Man with the Screaming Brain

    ★½

  • Day Shift

    ★★

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  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★

    "Maverick is the fastest man alive."
    They obviously haven't heard of the legendary Half Second Cornelius. The ladies say he's done before one full pump. That's speed! Ah, Maverick is the fastest at flying...well, nevermind old Half Second Cornelius. Awkward!

    Tacky opening joke aside, Top Gun Maverick was pure cinematic movie magic! To get to experience the seats in the theater shaking from the jets and action felt like what going to the theater used to feel like. I haven’t…

  • South Park: The 25th Anniversary Concert

    South Park: The 25th Anniversary Concert

    ★★★★

    This is pure happiness! Ween, Primus, Rush, and Matt and Trey all jamming at Red Rocks playing South Park, Ween, Primus and Rush songs.

    Matt and Trey for president!

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  • The Gray Man

    The Gray Man

    The Boring Identity.

    Part of the Netflix algorithm formula for success action trilogy. Follow the CIA's most generic, good looking, one line quipping floppy dick as he beds, shoots, and runs his way to 'oh yeah i think i watched that but I already forgot' on Netflix. Stay tuned for the next two in this series: the Boring Ultimatem, and the Boring Supremacy.

  • Don't Breathe 2

    Don't Breathe 2

    Don’t Breathe 2 and the Chamber of Turkey Basters
    Don’t Breathe 3 and the Prisoner of Blind Rapists
    Don’t Breathe 4 and the Goblet of Semen
    Don’t Breathe 5 and Order of the Baster
    Don’t Breathe 6 and the Half-Blood Turkey Baster
    Don’t Breathe 7 and the Deathly Ejaculate Part 1
    Don’t Breathe 8 and the Deathly Ejaculate Part 2

    Franchise!