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Recent reviews

  • Interview with the Vampire

    Interview with the Vampire


    Broke back Vampire. "I can't quit you Tom!"

    And here I thought all of the ass slapping and shirtless volleyball from Top Gun was the most homoerotic film Tom Cruise did. Every scene it looks like Brad and Tom are about to kiss.

    Anyway, I finally watched Interview with a Vampire all the way through. I've sadly only seen bits and pieces of this throughout my years, and this had to be remedied. Honestly, I loved this movie. All of…

  • Talk to Me

    Talk to Me


    Talk to Meh

    Elevated horror about grief has been done to death. A24 now has enough frequent dier miles from flying Sad Spirit Elevated Horrorlines to get a free trip to Cleveland, Ohio, the saddest place on earth.

    And now, to the movie at hand, Talk to Me. The statue hand in Talk to Me was definitely a lefty because any background, explanation, and consistency was left out. Imagine a gymnast sprinting towards the vault with grace and ease. Once…

Popular reviews

  • The Gray Man

    The Gray Man

    The Boring Identity.

    Part of the Netflix algorithm formula for success action trilogy. Follow the CIA's most generic, good looking, one line quipping floppy dick as he beds, shoots, and runs his way to 'oh yeah i think i watched that but I already forgot' on Netflix. Stay tuned for the next two in this series: the Boring Ultimatem, and the Boring Supremacy.

  • Don't Breathe 2

    Don't Breathe 2

    Don’t Breathe 2 and the Chamber of Turkey Basters
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    Don’t Breathe 4 and the Goblet of Semen
    Don’t Breathe 5 and Order of the Baster
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    Don’t Breathe 7 and the Deathly Ejaculate Part 1
    Don’t Breathe 8 and the Deathly Ejaculate Part 2