“Call your mother.”
Casinos and prisons; windowless rooms where time stops and all we’re left with are distractions from our guilt.
Films
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China Girl 1987
Abel Ferrara remade Westside Story, and it’s exactly what you’d expect, where the fuck has this guy been all of my life?
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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 2018
We really failed as a society when we let TGI Spidey’s flop
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A Few Good Men 1992
Tom Cruise is kind of ASTONISHINGLY good at delivering Aaron Sorkin dialogue. Yes, it helps that Sorkin is a glib asshole; that Daniel Caffee on the page is a glib…
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Beau Is Afraid 2023
Takes me on a journey that makes me feel so many different things. So packed with details it’ll keep me coming back for more. Ari Aster is fucking deranged and…
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Shin Godzilla 2016
Contains enough dialogue to fill half a season of The West Wing.
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Observe and Report 2009
one of the most perfect "level-up"s of an indie director's sensibilities into studio fare in the modern era; since that indie director happened to be Jody Hill, however, working with…
Lists
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DanTheMan 39 films
Best of the 2020s (So Far)
Bryan Espitia 20 films
Films in which a man accidentally causes the death of another man, after which he starts to gain the attributes of that man, before eventually being totally overcome by his new persona
Daydream Of Hell 2 films
2023 films ranked
Peter 29 films
one word title movies about capitalism that has one asshole character who yells a lot
naturebean 3 films
that club scene tho
˗ˏˋ Liam ˊˎ˗ 122 films
2023
Viced 23 films
Ridley Ranked
Marcus McAllister 20 films
New French Extremity
Graham 22 films
The Adkins Diet
Jack🧠 25 films