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The Batman 2022
Buckle up everyone, this review is going to be as long and convoluted as this film.
Okay, so this was possibly the craziest/worst theater experience I have had in my life. I've been so hyped for this movie, it has so many of my favorite actors and they're finally exploring Batman's gross, dirty detective roots. So the film starts, ooh it's so good, I'm loving this! Then 5 minutes in, the screen turns off and the fire alarm starts blaring.… -
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No One Will Save You 2023
PERFECT genre filmmaking!! Pacing is insanely good, absolutely rips with ZERO gore and ZERO dialogue. Awesome fuckin movie, Duffield is 2/2
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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022
I'm done. My brain has broke, I've gone full Scorsese and I can't enjoy Marvel anymore. I thought this was so boring. I saw Everything Everywhere do so much with $25 million, so why would I ever want to watch this $200 million film where they go to maybe three other multiverses. You can literally do anything and they went with the most generic, pandering shit.
Sam Raimi is a huge inspiration for me, the way he blends genres and…
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