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  • The Northman

    The Northman


    “I will avenge you, father. I will save you, mother. I will kill you, Fjölnir.”

    2022 ranked
    Robert Eggers doesn’t miss. This was easily one of my most anticipated films of 2022 and it did not disappoint in the slightest. The Northman is an unbridled and unforgivingly visceral revenge film that utilises its Viking setting to absolute perfection. 

    It’s clear how integral making the film look and feel authentic to the times was to Eggers. As I was watching the…

  • The Lost Daughter

    The Lost Daughter


    "The Bits That I Find Beautiful About Them Are The Bits That Are Most Alien To Me."

    This is my in-depth analysis/review for Maggie Gyllenhaal’s debut film The Lost daughter so this review will contain heavy spoilers so I recommend you see the film before reading this review. Also just be prepared, I have a lot to say about this film so please brace yourself for a long ass review filled to the brim with possibly incorrect interpretations so please…

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  • Jackass 3.5

    Jackass 3.5


    Bam: Dave got kicked right in his fucking face.
    Ryan Dunn: He deserves it.
    Bam: Everybody deserves everything.
    Ryan Dunn: Yeah.

    jackass ranked
    So I finally got around to seeing Jackass 2.5 and 3.5. I put off watching these for a while because I thought they were solely made up of interviews with a few behind the scenes bits sprinkled in, but thankfully I was very wrong. 

    2.5 had some pretty funny stunts but I think it was a bit…

  • Moon Knight

    Moon Knight

    “I still wake up every morning feeling like I got hit by a bus.”

    I’m not gonna lie, this show was a mess. There’s definitely aspects of the show that I loved. I think Oscar Isaac and Ethan Hawk were incredible, this show actually had some pretty brutal moments which was very refreshing. Plus some of the character designs I think were genuinely phenomenal and a few set pieces were actually really great and quite unlike anything we’ve seen previously…

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  • Inglourious Basterds

    Inglourious Basterds


    “You know something, Utivich? I think this just might be my masterpiece.” 

    Ok, it’s finally happened, this film has finally fully clicked with me!

    I think this was my third watch of this film and on my previous watches, it was very clear to me why people consider this to be a masterpiece. Because yes, it is. It’s just that for whatever reason, the film just didn’t quite click with me. I definitely liked it and I loved all the…

  • The Tragedy of Macbeth

    The Tragedy of Macbeth


    This was a film that I was incredibly anticipated for. The Coen Brothers have made two of my all time favourite films, those being The Big Lebowski and No County for Old Men, so when I heard that Joel Coen was going to be making a film with Denzel Washington, I was more than a little excited. For the most part, this film does live up to my expectations. 

    This films biggest pro is definitely its cinematography. This film is gorgeous…