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Groot's Pursuit 2022
What if ANNIHILATION but cute?
Groot jammies. Mah heart. Mah sole. It overwhelmed.
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North by Northwest 1959
It's funny how as I read up on the movie afterward that I found this movie is often described as the "first James Bond movie" because when watching I literally felt the same way. Hitchcock sets up some of the common principles of the action/spy thriller in this film. Cary Grant stars in what is arguably one of the most charming onscreen personas of all time. This isn't only due to Grant, but also to one of the most cleverly…
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Open Water 2: Adrift 2006
About 4 years ago I ran into my Aunt Linda at a family event. Naturally, I made the conversation about movies. "Have you seen any good ones lately?", I asked. Immediately she told me of a movie about people trapped in the ocean because they forgot to put the ladder down of their yacht. "It's a sequel to a big movie, but it doesn't really have anything to do with the first one", she said....."That's a good sign", I thought…
