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  • The Social Network
  • La La Land
  • School of Rock
  • The Truman Show

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  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★½

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★½

  • You Hurt My Feelings

    ★★½

  • She's the Man

    ★★★★

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  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    when groot literally says "i love you guys" at the end of the movie it means we the audience can finally understand him after all the "i am groots". what a beautiful ending to this amazing trilogy. 

    we are groot <3

  • John Mulaney: Baby J

    John Mulaney: Baby J

    default answer to any question from now on: if you heard that spoon drop its because im eating a bowl of FRUIT LOOPS

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  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★½

    holy shit

    i thought of 17 that’s what she said jokes throughout the entirety of the movie. that’s where my heads at right now. wish i could say more about how amazing this movie was but i am utterly speechless. this our empire strikes back. fucking incredible. go watch this asap!!!!

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★½

    *slams fists down on a table*
    THIS MOVIE IS SO GOOD

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  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    ★★★

    thomas the train references whilst on a train >>>>>>

  • Black Swan

    Black Swan

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    **SPOILERS**

    She killed herself to be immortal. She knew it was perfect and everyone would remember it. 

    I think the killing/stabbing was symbolic. Nina thought she was battling another dancer when instead she was battling herself. When the other dancer transforms into Nina and she stabs herself, it’s her killing the white swan aka the innocence that prevented her from fully becoming the black swan. That’s why her injury doesn’t reappear until she’s the white swan for the final act.…