was not prepared to see aubrey plaza clog her toilet with pages from a joan didion first edition hardcover today

evan rachel wood’s “are you trying to rile me up?” is on par with nick miller’s “prove it” as the most titillating sentences to ever be captured in 4k HD in this essay i will

mike flanagan really looked at all the gen z’s out there with religious trauma and daddy issues who think vampires are hot, and said “let me make ur life a living hell”

crying, shitting, throwing up, stubbing my toe, slamming my titty in a drawer, this was so good