Favorite films

  • The Tree of Life
  • Atonement
  • The Godfather: Part II
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

Recent activity

  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban


  • The Hunger Games


  • The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes


  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • The End of the Storm

    The End of the Storm


    1. I drastically underestimated how animated Klopp is, that man really does smile 

    2. I drastically underestimated how fkn attractive Alison Becker is. That man’s face was carved by angels. Feel free to baptise me in your pool anytime mr goalie

    3. I drastically underestimated what can be expected of a *literal* 52 year old man. Your telling me Jurgen Klopp was in the second half of his life before he learnt how to load a dishwasher or tie a tie???

  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

    The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Did I watch this movie? I’m not sure. I just know that FINALLY Own Wilson is hot. And then he dies. Goddamn. Also he’s in uniform. Also David Boiwe. Also Wes Anderson. Also I need to watch it again

    Edit: Bill Murray’s eyes are higher art than Brooks’ the weeping Venus