Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 2004

  ★★★½ Rewatched 29 Nov 2023

  Womp womp Willow

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  The Hunger Games 2012

  ★★★★ Rewatched 19 Nov 2023

  I'm so concerned that I thought Peeta was hotter than Gale at 15

Popular reviews

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  The End of the Storm 2020

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Jun 2022 3

  1. I drastically underestimated how animated Klopp is, that man really does smile 

  2. I drastically underestimated how fkn attractive Alison Becker is. That man’s face was carved by angels. Feel free to baptise me in your pool anytime mr goalie

  3. I drastically underestimated what can be expected of a *literal* 52 year old man. Your telling me Jurgen Klopp was in the second half of his life before he learnt how to load a dishwasher or tie a tie???

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  The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 2004

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Jul 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Did I watch this movie? I’m not sure. I just know that FINALLY Own Wilson is hot. And then he dies. Goddamn. Also he’s in uniform. Also David Boiwe. Also Wes Anderson. Also I need to watch it again

  
  Edit: Bill Murray’s eyes are higher art than Brooks’ the weeping Venus