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  • Dinner in America

    Dinner in America

    ★★★½

    Kyle Gallner sheds his Emo skin of earlier roles for this inflammatory indie that popped up on my European Arrow player feed. Recommended wholeheartedly to fans of Bobcat Goldthwait's brand of genre shucking. Could have used more of still fetching Lea Thompson as a desperately horny MILF. 7.6/10

  • BloodRayne

    BloodRayne

    A decent genre cast, but didn't Boll me over. 3.4/10

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  • Sabotage

    Sabotage

    ★★★★½

    Blissfully gritty and violent combination of pulp action and neo noir. It's the strongest in a string of distinguished work since Schwarzenegger has returned to movies. This is David Ayer's uncompromising reaction to The Expendables and it's not for wimps. Olivia Williams and Mireille Enos turn in exciting gender-defying performances as the hard-boiled women trapped in this nightmare of throbbing, reckless machismo.

  • Aquaman

    Aquaman

    ★½

    Hollywood really seems to want to fuck fish lately. Aren't we even getting a rehash of The Little Mermaid soon?

    The saddest truth is that Aquaman is no longer just an Entourage gag. It's now an actual joke that imagines James Cameron's Avatar as it might've been cloned by George Lucas during his prequel phase. The filmmakers seem to reference Lucas's empire multiple times, especially with all the political mumbo jumbo and silly underwater creatures. Hell, we even get Django…