Steven Monroy

Steven Monroy Pro

The oil is treacherous, because it reflects the sky.

Favorite films

  • Casablanca
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • Star Wars
  • Airplane!

Recent activity

  • A Christmas Prince


  • The Holiday Calendar


  • Best. Christmas. Ever!


  • Major League


Recent reviews

  • Best. Christmas. Ever!

    Best. Christmas. Ever!


    Honestly, it’s on me for watching the whole thing.

  • Non-Stop



    What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada.…

Popular reviews

  • The Kiss

    The Kiss

    A romantic story about a man and his mustache.

  • Delta Farce

    Delta Farce


    That’s not how anything works, least of all flying over Mexico on the way to Iraq.